Oh my God, Bear you're right. I think we do wear the same size!!! This conversation is sooo funny. I'm laughing so hard Im ovulating!!!!!
(Bear wags his tail happily...) Ah yes, Carroll, we may not be on the Justin Timberlake "GQ Best Dressed" list, but there is some personal pride in wearing a "wardrobe accoutrement" in an "extra-gifted" size!
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Re: Um...huh?....what?......huh?? « Reply #6 on Feb 26, 2009, 10:02am »
I have often shared a private HIGH FIVE with our own Carroll when he has written about PROFESSIONALISM in our ranks of dedicated gay CJ and LEOs.
So, in a bit of "and Senator Buttars puts US down" kind of turn-around, I had to chuckle when I read the story below...
Bear _________
George Brown: The former Foreign Secretary (of England) set the standard for drunken gaffes during a trip to Peru. Rumour has it that his attempt to ask a figure in purple to dance met with the following:
No, First you are drunk. Second, this is not a waltz. It is the Peruvian national anthem. And third, I am not a woman. I am the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima. ___________
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Re: Um...huh?....what?......huh?? « Reply #13 on Mar 6, 2009, 10:50am »
Oh yes Bear, I do remember it well. It took all day to carve those stone tablets. Getting a term paper ready was really murder!! I do remember carving three tablets for Moses. Two had the ten commandments on them (you may remember that I was the ghost writer for you know who) and on the third tablet, I carved the Gay Kama Sutra. Then I hid behind the Burning Bush and waited for Moses to come an pick them up. Anyway, when he arrived, he picked up all three and started back down the hill. But he was so clumsy he dropped one, the Kama Sutra tablet, and it broke into many pieces. He didn't want to pick them up so he just went down and swore that he only recieved two tablets. As a result, to this day, most people are lousy at fornication.!!!!
Okay, so I was going to post this under "Health and Fitness" because, well, when you hear it you will understand the "health benefits" of more than one aspect of this story about Supply and Demand.
First, I sent this link to Carroll to see if he thought it might be a little too, um, focused in the world of high finance and nobody would be interested.
Carroll assured me that you good folks in BluePrideLand would appreciate the academic aspects of the fluctuations of the market in prison economy. Or, if you've had one of those REALLY SUCKY days and NEED a good LAUGH!
So, SOUND ON, and be prepared to be entertained by this Wall Street Report!
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